kaiser

Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)

The Holy Roman Emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves Kaiser.

by Climb Razor July 02, 2010

Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.

by Turd Biscuits February 09, 2015

a kaiser

when everyone gets quiet and you make a speech. usually under 20 words. of course only King Kaiser can do this

we were all hanging out last night and we needed to hear a kaiser from the king

by fapplesauce February 22, 2012

Kaiser

Stick

Stop using the kaiser to hit me

by Omankodsuki June 20, 2020

kaiser

Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.

Look dude, there's the Kaiser.

by Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen November 04, 2005

kaiser

Kaiser is an amazing guy! hes sweet sensitive and has an awesome sense of humor. He is very atractive and is deffinatly the guy you can count on. Kaiser is great boyfriend material and is very understanding and treats a girl like royalty! hes outgoing most of the time and easy to talk to but has a shy side that few people know about. he likes all kinds of girls, from blondes to brunets and even gingers! if you date him consider yourself super lucky! there arnt many guys out there like him!

Kaiser is so sweet!

by alkjwoeirbnjkadv August 01, 2010

kaiser

1) To be caught masturbating; esp. by your college roommate

2) To masturbate

I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally kaisered me.

I am going to kaiser until I can’t walk!

by Duke of New Orleans March 15, 2006