A Davies

One whom sits in their room most nights on their own consuming a wide variety of liquors and intoxicants. This process later leads to mental defects in later life however a promising career in the art of obscene drawings awaits.

"God i got so depressed last night, i totally did a Davies"
"What a Davies our son has turned out to be"
"I cant believe thats an original Davies, his work sells for quite a bit in Rhyl"

by Mr Mc Ghee November 20, 2006

doing a davies

Using only a day of annual leave to make a long weekend after an on-call 24hr shift.

Working a 24 hour shift on-call on a Wednesday (which results in having Thursday off as a rest day) and booking the Friday off as annual leave for a long weekend. If you were the person working the on-call shift, you would say that you are 'doing a davies' to imply that you are taking Friday off also.

by Welsh Anon May 31, 2007

a Tom Davies

The act of ejaculating onto a ham sandwich.

'I did a Tom Davies last night'
'Dude, that's fucked.'

by Hitlersbowl November 16, 2011

A fiver Davies

A fiver Davies ; when you give a close friend a measly fiver for a landmark birthday present.

I only gave a fiver Davies to one of my close friends .

by Chrishourihane February 9, 2023

A Davielaner

Hispanic slang that has crossed over to Gaelic to describe a gaping vagina.
This can be used either as:
a) a description of a wide open female genitle organ or..

b) an insult used to describe someone as being an absolute jackass/ a tool or a headwrecker

a) Sophie bent over at the beach and I got a smile off her davielaner......Sweet.
b) God i want to hit that guy.....what a davielaner.

by Crowboyne67 December 9, 2008

Pullin' a Davis

This is when, you get sooo shit-faced (drunk) that you have sex with a lesbian and do not remember the next morning.

This often happens when you drink a twosix in less than ten minutes.

Adam: Guys, i fucked up!

Jordan: What happened?

Adam: I pulled a Davis!!!

Jordan: holy shit you better hope she doesn't get pregnant!

*some time later*

Ishawn: i heard Adam was just pullin' a Davis, last night.

Jordan: Yeah he fucked up!

by tommy tutoneX2 April 12, 2011

a davis joke

A sometimes clever, almost always stupid joke that is usually responded to in one of three ways:
1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner

"Wow those are big enchiladas!"
Davis-"Well they don't call them encha-littles!"
What "A Davis Joke"

by ajozahuran May 14, 2015