A Dragon In The Church

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.

I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church

by YouAreBigSkitters December 22, 2020

Poop a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass.

yeah man after eating those suicide wings i had to poop a dragon.

by WackedoutZeus April 1, 2009

Fuck you, I'm a dragon

A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.

Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.

by The dragonator January 21, 2011

Laggin' like a dragon

When someone lags really bad in a online video game.

Man Chris your laggin' like a dragon

by Keismikschen Volffe April 7, 2010

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

by pizzaking May 4, 2011

pooped a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass

"Yo Wally, where were you?"

"I Just finsihed my curry, then pooped a Dragon!!"

by DJTF2 April 1, 2009

Piss like a Dragon

When consuming alcoholic beverages, the need to urinate becomes unbearable. At that point it is appropriate to unleash the Dragon.

Ihave had so much beer, I need to piss like a Dragon.

by Canvas Chris July 7, 2005