A Boyer

A bitch that uses people in order to get somewhere. She also thinks she is extremely hot and can get all the guys but in reality she looks like a fucking Asian monkey. Just because she gets abs pics from guys she thinks shes cool. She also has minions whom she bosses around.

Wowwww... that bitch is bossing around and using her friends oml.
Yeah... she's definetly a Boyer

A Boyer by Yeahglickme January 11, 2017

with a boner

a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.

1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning

chuck: with a boner

2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face

random guy in the background: with a boner

tanner: (chuckles)...never mind

with a boner by the trevmeister November 15, 2011

out like a boner in sweatpants 

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.

We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

out like a boner in sweatpants by beaner2 June 15, 2006

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds 

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

pop a boner 

to develop a penile erection

Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.

pop a boner by Silly Old Fool February 20, 2009

pop a boner 

The phenomenon that takes place when a sexually aroused male experiences a sudden or gradual rush of blood to the penis causing it to stand stiff and harden, often occuring unexpectedly in a public setting.

I always pop a boner every time I see your mom bend over

I popped a boner in Miss Goodbody's math class just before she asked me to solve a problem on the board

pop a boner by streetsouljah November 2, 2009

Nurse a boner 

The process by which a man remains aroused for the purpose of using an erection at a later time.

Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.

Jared woke up with morning wood, and decided to nurse a boner until he could get Jill to perform felatio on him.

Nurse a boner by JUforJB July 30, 2009