a badger

a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.

hey look over there they could be a badger being.

by tidgems February 17, 2024

a badger nope

When a rat or a cat comes popping by and scares you away. Running and screaming as you leave.

Yesterday I saw a huge rat pop his head around a corner, I gave it a badger nope. Ran the hell away from there.

by SootRat February 16, 2021

A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

by Omendob March 8, 2021

Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

by Captain1x January 19, 2011

Like a Badger

The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.

Man 1: "Im tired"
Man 2: "Yeah LIKE A BADGER you are."

by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008

Racked-up like a Badger

1. A huge bar tab that has been left to over-run out of control, unbeknown to the original owner of the tab.

2. Someone who has over indulged in cocaine, causing them to slur like a paraplegic.

(Influenced by the Badger in the movie "It's All Gone Pete Tong")

"Did you see Ed's face last night? bloody hell he was racked-up like a badger."

"Paul you better get down here, I've just checked the bar tab and its racked-up like a badger."

by 15minsoflame August 18, 2011

licking a badger's arse

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking

After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

by JimBill April 25, 2006