A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.
Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*
by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018
A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.
by ominousluminous September 14, 2023
One who steps out the shower soaking wet, not attempting to dry off. Also leaves wet foot prints on tile or wood surfaces.
by Scampia July 5, 2019
When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way
by MrTinkerbel November 6, 2023
My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.
by Bluebeard1245 October 11, 2020
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 18, 2023
When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.
by All Outta Angst November 19, 2015