Verb. To be subjected to the verbal equivalent of rape live on a high profile national cable television show by an attractive female anchor.
"Did you catch that interview? It was brutal, Campbell Brown tuckered Tucker Bounds again."
Examples:
CNN's Campbell Brown and Tucker Bounds discussing Sarah Palin's credentials to be Commander and Chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohkdj1Gw9Ac
Fox New's Meagan Kelly and Tucker Bounds discussing Obama's tax plans
http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/09/sign_of_the_times.php
Examples:
CNN's Campbell Brown and Tucker Bounds discussing Sarah Palin's credentials to be Commander and Chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohkdj1Gw9Ac
Fox New's Meagan Kelly and Tucker Bounds discussing Obama's tax plans
http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/09/sign_of_the_times.php
by I Heart Tucker Bounds September 16, 2008
An extremely perverted Red vs Blue character in 'Teal' (it's actually aqua) whose catch phrase is "Bow Chicka Bow-Wow."
And for some reason never gets to use the sniper rifle.
And for some reason never gets to use the sniper rifle.
Tucker: Man I hate that I never get the fucking sniper rifle!
Church: Oh yeah boo hoo, all you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.
Tucker: Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
Church: Can I use the sword?
Tucker: Oh hell yes!
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Tex: Maybe if I can set up a hard line from the ship to the-
Tucker: (running out of base) Wait! Hold on! don't say anything!
(breaths heavily for a few seconds after reaching them)
I've got a hard line tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow!
Church: How did you even hear that?
Tucker: Phft. I'm like Superman. I know when I'm needed.
Church: Oh yeah boo hoo, all you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.
Tucker: Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
Church: Can I use the sword?
Tucker: Oh hell yes!
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Tex: Maybe if I can set up a hard line from the ship to the-
Tucker: (running out of base) Wait! Hold on! don't say anything!
(breaths heavily for a few seconds after reaching them)
I've got a hard line tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow!
Church: How did you even hear that?
Tucker: Phft. I'm like Superman. I know when I'm needed.
by TheRealCaboose July 11, 2009
Dress shoes, leather shoes etc. Named because they're tight and 'tuck' your feet in. Also because Tucker Carlson only ever wears suits, meaning he only ever wears 'Tuckers'.
Damn Peter K where you get them cowboy lookin' tuckers?
Saw Tucker Carlson sporting a pair so I had to cop them
Saw Tucker Carlson sporting a pair so I had to cop them
by F-Cos-32 April 19, 2021
A guy who is wicked nervous around girls and just needs to man up. Hes shy and even with help from his friends hes a chicken.
by jazzitup June 25, 2012
A person that commenly masterbates in the corner while no one else is looking. and sometimes while people are. Also this person tends to be fake towards girls to get in their pants.
by jesstheslut August 24, 2006