When the woman cums all over her man's bald head.
Terry just gave her husband The Jeff.
by Thats_funny69 December 13, 2010
Jeff is someone that you will love for your entire life. He is a bit of a troublemaker sometimes but will always make up for it. You will always cherish a Jeff
Jeff is amazing!
by that_kid_tom May 28, 2020
An obnoxious alter ego involving douchebagness. "The Jeff" always refers to himself in third person and loves to talk about only the following things; gym, protein bars, working out, hair gel, his love of the show "Friends", fighting, degrading women. The female version of "The Jeff" is "The Rach". Similar to a douchebag but not constantly.
That guy turns into "The Jeff" when his friends show up, total doucheness.
by Loki Lullaby September 13, 2009
Jeff is someone who you will fall deeply in love with. Mostly a great guy with an awesome personality and who only cares about you. Jeff is sweet, smart, funny, and very handsome. Just never let go of a Jeff once you have one, because it will be the worst mistake in your life. All the girls would call you bad names and try to pull you guys apart only because they know your love is better than anything they've ever had. ---unless you are an UNLUCKY Jeff. Sorry):
Person A: "Hey girl. I'm going out with Jeff!

Person B: "Oh my god! Congrats girl! Keep him, I know all the girls want him..."
by TwistedKeeper October 1, 2011
a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) ;) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)
by 123456princessbabieeee February 6, 2008
A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves.
Someone with a fantastic everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods.
This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair.
Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy.
"Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."
by ksaytdrnienya July 11, 2008
A Jeff is a quiet individual that is known to have quick and witty banter when taking the opportunity to speak with someone they feel comfortable with. They are a breed of past heartbreakers that have matured into intelligent, unique, and confident men. They tend to think more than act and often miss the boat.
Guy 1: There's that cool girl from the art building
Guy 2:.........uh
Guy 1: Such a Jeff move
by Heytherepanther June 26, 2013