A name for a specific breed of girl, consisting of fat lips, big hips and a huge ass. Walks like gloria out of madagascar and has a specific liking for teacakes the size of your face. Isn't too keen on hygiene and the size of her trousers.
'hey don't eat that or you'll become a gloria'
'argg do you smell that' 'yeah gloria must be around'
'her lips make me want to say HEY PAPI'
'hey is it just me or is that girls hips actually talking'' 'yeah must be a gloria'
by rainbowcore March 30, 2010
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It is hard to describe this woman with a few words becasue she is truly unique. A few words that come to mind are smart, sexy as F and confident. Yet shy and youthful with a personality that never seems to age. A freak in the sheets but a lady on the streets. Many men want her and many women hate her. A true gift from God. Treat her well and she will be faithful. God has put numerous obstacles and sufferings in her walkway. God loves this women. She is a true angel that takes time to get, but oh boy, you will be thankful after the chase.
I am still trying to get Gloria.
by Genuine2000 November 14, 2020
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Gloria is someone who won’t stop surprising you from the way she talks down to her unique laughter and fucking adorable smile. She can be quite and shy at first, but once you get to know her she is the funniest person that you’ll ever know, spending one day with a Gloria will have your cheeks sore from smiling to much. She is beautiful, smart, wild, polite and all around amazing. A Gloria is someone you’ll want In your life forever, if you ever meet a Gloria be sure to hold on to her as long as you can and capture the moments you have together with pictures or writing moments down to remember them. She is a small bundle of beautiful/crazy that will make you day instantly amazing.
Dude is that a Gloria Shoots brah
by Dose of dopeness January 15, 2021
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made wiser with heartache
made stronger by pain
she has passion
a reckless devotion
a loyalty that’s unbreakable
and a truth that’s unapologetic

she is love in the deepest form
so beautiful, extremely rare
she is everything she needs to be

in search of all that she deserves

brave enough

to walk through hell
in search of her own piece

of heaven

unafraid of the flames

determined to survive

through the things

meant to destroy her
she had the mental strength of a warrior

she’s an angel

with a filthy mind

an alpha among the wolves
gloria; a foreign muse
by xhsin March 28, 2018
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A young beautiful girl shes so outgoing loves to hang out with everyone has a really great personality she's the meaning of perfection is sassy but loveable really great friend to hang out with
Joe:dayumm7 look at Gloria hearts
Aiden:Gloria is a really good friend to anyone

S.p: get your self a Gloria but not mine.
by Gkoriaaa November 4, 2018
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This girl is one of a kind. Absolutely the sweetest. Some even call her a confectionery perfection. She loves to bake cookies and sell them to raise money for good causes. Has the most beautiful eyes and a great smile, she's basically an angel. Although her memory may not be as good as others she's got the brains that every mathematician wishes for. She's the snack that smiles back. Befriend a Gloria and you will never not smile.
Friend: "Woah, who's that girl over there?"
You: "That's Gloria, she has all the guys falling for her."

"If you want endless cookies made with love, find yourself a Gloria."

"Look, it's Gloria! Quick, act natural!"

"Did you see that Gloria girl? Man she is definitely a snack."
by notparmeseangoldfish February 20, 2019
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Gloria is a girl that’s very hyperactive when she’s happy, that sometimes people around her couldn’t cope up with her hyperactivity. She’s also very good at starting a conversation with someone no matter how shy or doubtful she is about the idea of communicating with someone she just met. She’s that girl that just goes with it, more like a risk taker. When some people do tempt her with their snarky or rude remarks, she manages to find a smart way to respond to it. Gloria is also smart, but her level procrastination seemed to blind her potentials. There’s absolutely no doubt that she could be the smartest if she puts effort into it. Gloria is also a curious girl, always wanting to how others are feeling or if something is up in someone’s mind. She’s very curious that she wouldn’t stop trying until she got the answer to the questions playing in her mind. In another say, she’s friendly, smart and bold.
I wonder why is this world so quiet in a sudden...”
“Maybe because Gloria isn’t here.”
by pure.randomnessbyJ January 1, 2018
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