An unfunny website filled with 12 y/o's looking for/making sex definitions because their tiny shrimp always wants to stick itself in their dream woman who is probably way older.
This website also contains things which actually help. Example: Math Definitions, Celebrity News, Science Terms and Meme Definitions.
If you are a publisher on Urban Dictionary, Please avoid making any explicit, unfunny jokes or sex terms because we all know you're 12.
This website also contains things which actually help. Example: Math Definitions, Celebrity News, Science Terms and Meme Definitions.
If you are a publisher on Urban Dictionary, Please avoid making any explicit, unfunny jokes or sex terms because we all know you're 12.
by DiamondCob319 September 19, 2023
by ShadowyCocaineSniffer November 16, 2022
DISCLAIMER: YOU MAY SHART WHILE READING THIS
The Urban Dictionary is the goofy website you are on right now. This is like the dictionary mixed with bing and google. Its like if the dark web and hell had a baby. why don't you search something? Go on...
Btw if you liked this definition, why not check out more goofy ahh stuff I make- if any of them were accepted- and have a chill day!
The Urban Dictionary is the goofy website you are on right now. This is like the dictionary mixed with bing and google. Its like if the dark web and hell had a baby. why don't you search something? Go on...
Btw if you liked this definition, why not check out more goofy ahh stuff I make- if any of them were accepted- and have a chill day!
by shrekussy March 28, 2023
Wyd reading a book with words in it?
Urban dictionary is more helpful and easier 🤷 ♂️
Plus does the normal dictionary know what a kink is? Nope!!!
Urban dictionary is more helpful and easier 🤷 ♂️
Plus does the normal dictionary know what a kink is? Nope!!!
Person one: Yo what does alligator mean..?
Person two: bro idk just check the dictionary it’s in that bookshelf.
Person three: y’all r tripping just open google and use Urban Dictionary
Person two: bro idk just check the dictionary it’s in that bookshelf.
Person three: y’all r tripping just open google and use Urban Dictionary
by Grassfart July 17, 2023
by bilbo576 December 13, 2021
The Urban Dictionary is a funny website where people make definitions of words and phrases. Also takes so long for it to approve your definition. L Bozo.
by TimeIsntTicking June 5, 2022
Urban Dictionary: An actual website where individuals can learn a definition about a real word, slang or not, and make their own sense of it. Although the site is filled, maybe even littered with absurd garbage. It does have the means to provide your typical John or Jane Doe with insightful knowledge about every put-down you can think of here. It can be mildly said that, many people have no idea what they are being told or have heard and can be ridiculed for it. Urban Dictionary is here to set them otherwise. "Happy hunting to those still wet behind the ears, don't even get me started on millennials"
Exhibit 1:
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
by SteelBallsOfLight June 1, 2019