A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle
Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!
by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014
When one takes a dick pic on Snapchat and makes a person out of his penis with emojis and drawings on it.
by dezertwhore April 9, 2017
1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.
My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
by Perry Springfield August 2, 2012
by Godd'm June 8, 2019
A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.
by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018
Yudi Derp is a Minecraft (LOL) YouTuber who started his channel in 2017 on the 27th of July. His channel currently has 1.48k subscribers and his channel in total has gotten 152k views, his most popular video being a Christmas montage made in 2020 which got 17k views. He has made a few collabs, one of the main people being someone called Spoal, formerly MinePro, WhyUMad, addemannen, NotABus, iPing, you get it, he's had a lot of names.
by liverpoolontop April 16, 2022
