5 head

adj. i forehead that is unsually large/long. therefore is surepasses the regualr fore to a five

Ex. Chung has a huge 5 head

by chung April 03, 2005

5 head

When a male or female has such a large area between the eyes and the hair that 4 isnt quite big enough.

"Man you see that bitch?"
"Yeah man, bitch totally had a 5 head!"

by Reese Awesome February 18, 2009

5 head

A 5 head is someone whith an extremly big foreheadwho pretends to be nice when in reality they are evil, there evilness is known to come from their big foreheads!

hey, you know that girl brenda. well she is a total 5 head!!

by SONROXSOX November 09, 2007

5-head

A forehead so large it is not a forehead, but a five-head.

"Whoa, nice 5-head!"

by trumpy trumbone June 17, 2016

5-Head

Drop dead sexy man with large fore-head.

(Only example) Kevin Petresky the 5-Head

by Petey Petresky February 25, 2008

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023