a thin wispy moustache usually worn by a spotty pubescent youth,so called because theres 5 hairs on either side of his lip.
by wilkie January 31, 2008
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Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021
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