1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022

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8.5 year old

A kid whose started acting like a 9 year old. Someone who’s 8 and a half years has finally stopped being an idiot. When your in the age you start liking pewdiepie and stop being annoying as shit.

An 8.5 year old is a kid who stopped being annoying

8.5 year old by The dancing nugget July 7, 2022

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5 year old

One who is very annoying

Swim: You’re such a 5 year old.
Bob: Uh, no, your an idiot
Swim: Please learn some grammar.

5 year old by The ugly duckling June 11, 2018

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