May 3rd

National text yo ex day and not feel
Guilty about it

Rachel: is today may 3rd?
Heather: yes bitch text yo ex rq and see what’s up

by Shymonay October 17, 2019

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

by BlahBlah2345 October 30, 2019

Person 1: I gave her a hickey and grabbed her ass
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: it’s may 3rd

May 3rd is National grab tity day

On this day you can grab your special someone’s boob

Sean: it’s May 3rd, you know what that means!
Mark: I’m gonna grab my gf’s boob!

Hey nigga wanna kiss? No homo

Nah bro that’s gay

It’s may 3rd, national kiss your homie day

by Homie licker May 3, 2022

by Bryxw May 3, 2021

National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.

Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!

by Norwichcorps May 3, 2021