320'd

meaning comes from the wanna-be-'tactical crowd', the group always ready for armageddon or the rise of the zombie nation, ties into having every possible gadget that can be bought for said conflicts. refers in this case to the latest, greatest flashlite that produces 320 lumens and can blind one immediatelty. typical person in possession uses the flashlite to blind office mates and actually only uses the flashlite to clean the soccer balls out of his car when his wife sends him out to the garage as she is tired of the constant ratchet-jaw-bullshit that flows from his mouth.

dude #1==shit, turn that off, i can't see anything now, yo- stebo, stop that shit, you got a job to do, ya, i got 320'd, happy now?

dude # 2==you right, 320'd, AGAIN.....i am so ready for anything, look at how bright this shit is.

dude # 1==the only thing you are ready for is to heat your lunch up with that lite, whats it use, 6 batteries a day?

Dude # 2== ya,just about , its fun though. it only cost $223 and it came with a hatchet

320'd by talldarkandhandsomer September 12, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012