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2nd Grade 

The grade when everyone learns the f-word.
John: "Do you want to hear the WORST word in the world?"
James: "It's crap"
John: "No, the f-word."
James: "You mean *whispers* frick?"
John: "No... I mean... fuck"
James: *eyes widen at the thought of all the colorful sentences he could create"
John: "Shh, Mrs. Sundin will hear us, my dad says 2nd Graders shouldn't know it"
*Mrs. Sundin places a cold hand on each of their shoulders*
2nd Grade by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019
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2nd grade 

the most suckiest grade ever :D
WHEN YOU ARE EIGHT YOU GO TO 2nd GRADE lol asshole
2nd grade by Rockymarfs May 1, 2014

2nd grade art project 

When you cum on a girls back or stomach, throw glitter on it, and then slap it. It’s quite a mess and leaves your hands and fingers stickier than a public bathrooms floor.
Last night I made a 2nd grade art project on Heather’s back. She’s still cleaning off the canvas.
2nd grade art project by TunaCan February 17, 2024

2nd grader at summer holiday 

When a 2nd grader is at summer holiday he would be saying the f word more often. He will be playing among us all day and night if American. If he’s British Spanish Italian Czech or any western country the chances are higher for among us. He could actually be uncringy but that is really rare.
A kid who’s being less annoying by 80% basically not very bad I’m a 2nd grader at summer holiday. Oh you became better?

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026