2nd Grade 

The grade when everyone learns the f-word.

John: "Do you want to hear the WORST word in the world?"
James: "It's crap"
John: "No, the f-word."
James: "You mean *whispers* frick?"
John: "No... I mean... fuck"
James: *eyes widen at the thought of all the colorful sentences he could create"
John: "Shh, Mrs. Sundin will hear us, my dad says 2nd Graders shouldn't know it"
*Mrs. Sundin places a cold hand on each of their shoulders*

2nd Grade by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019

2nd grade 

the most suckiest grade ever :D

WHEN YOU ARE EIGHT YOU GO TO 2nd GRADE lol asshole

2nd grade by Rockymarfs May 1, 2014

2nd grade art project 

When you cum on a girls back or stomach, throw glitter on it, and then slap it. It’s quite a mess and leaves your hands and fingers stickier than a public bathrooms floor.

Last night I made a 2nd grade art project on Heather’s back. She’s still cleaning off the canvas.

2nd grade art project by TunaCan February 17, 2024

2nd grader at summer holiday 

When a 2nd grader is at summer holiday he would be saying the f word more often. He will be playing among us all day and night if American. If he’s British Spanish Italian Czech or any western country the chances are higher for among us. He could actually be uncringy but that is really rare.

A kid who’s being less annoying by 80% basically not very bad I’m a 2nd grader at summer holiday. Oh you became better?

2nd grader at summer holiday by The dancing nugget July 7, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019