February 22

daughter : hey mom is February 22!
mom : ok sweetie i guess you can have a puppy

february 22

People born in february 22 are the baddest bitches on earth. They are really pretty and they have good tastes. No wonder you have a crush on them

"You are born on february 22?? damn that’s why you’re so cool"

by noturbuisnesss January 25, 2021

february 22 is the day of the hot, sexy bitches. if you're born on this day, ur superior to anyone and everyone.

feb 22 born bitch "omg it's february 22!!"
rando unimportant person "oh shit yeah"
feb 22 born bitch "bow down to me as i am ur superior"

by your mum1 October 18, 2021

The day where men have the biggest dicks are born. Also the day where women with the hottest guest urges are born

Damn, Tyler has a hog. He was born on February 22.

Oh my God, why is that girl so hot?

- she was born on February 22

by The big shlonh October 15, 2019

National horny/hickie day. Get turned by someone and have some fun.

Today is February 22. You wanna come over.

by Bryson Kade October 15, 2019

Where a guy named Adam gets to slap a girl named Meghan’s ass

Adam : slaps meghans ass**
Meghan: why’d you do that
Adam: it’s February 22

Meghan: oh ok fine but only for today

Chocky milk day. On february 22, we all drink a cup of chocky milk.

Someone: Yo, have u drank a cup of chocky milk today?

person: No, why?

someone: wtf dude it's february 22nd.

by TRiKi February 22, 2021