20/20 Vision is when you take someone's nipples (preferably a girl) and align them so you can stick both of them onto your eyeballs. Thus having 20/20 vision of their tits.
Hey dude, I totally had 20/20 vision of Maria last night after the party.
A hashtag or phrase that’s used to ironically describe something that should have been a normal event but ended up being utterly ridiculous, insane, or absurd because it’s happened in the year 2020.
“England’s bought the wrong satellites for GPS after leaving the EU. Their government clearly has 2020 vision”
“Man have you seen the news? Kanye West is running for president #2020vision”
“Donald Trump bought up the entire worlds supply of the drug to help in the pandemic #2020Vision”
An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.
I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.
When the mind’s eye could see clearly how fake, irresponsible, or inept political leaders’ selfish actions (and inactions) led to the world’s failure to contain the coronavirus pandemic in 2020.
In the aftermath of many leaders’ fake 2020 vision, even with vaccination presently being rolled out in many developed countries, life in 2021 is unlikely to return to its pre-pandemic days.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.