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20/20 Vision 

20/20 Vision is when you take someone's nipples (preferably a girl) and align them so you can stick both of them onto your eyeballs. Thus having 20/20 vision of their tits.
Hey dude, I totally had 20/20 vision of Maria last night after the party.
20/20 Vision by mootles24 November 2, 2013

20-20 vision 

1) a rare phenomenon that happens when a person wakes up and can see perfectly without the aid of glasses/contacts

2) a youtube channel that tricked half the population into thinking that they could predict celebrities deaths.
1) person 1: yeah i have 20-20 vision!

person 2: dude…you’re incredible!

2) person 1: hey have u seen that channel that predicts the future? it’s called 20-20 vision!

person 2: um…who’s gonna tell him
20-20 vision by lmaoig April 13, 2022

2020 vision 

A hashtag or phrase that’s used to ironically describe something that should have been a normal event but ended up being utterly ridiculous, insane, or absurd because it’s happened in the year 2020.
“England’s bought the wrong satellites for GPS after leaving the EU. Their government clearly has 2020 vision”

“Man have you seen the news? Kanye West is running for president #2020vision”

“Donald Trump bought up the entire worlds supply of the drug to help in the pandemic #2020Vision”
2020 vision by littlebits July 9, 2020

2020 vision 

n. A complete, well focused, idea of what your new year, and indeed your life and the life of your family, country, football club etc will become.

.........
Do you have 2020 Vision?

Not yet. Things in the crystal ball seem a bit hazy

Perhaps I can sell you some more rose tinted glasses Don.
2020 vision by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

2020 Vision 

An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.
I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020 Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.
2020 Vision by FactDeJour October 17, 2020

2020 Vision 

When the mind’s eye could see clearly how fake, irresponsible, or inept political leaders’ selfish actions (and inactions) led to the world’s failure to contain the coronavirus pandemic in 2020.
In the aftermath of many leaders’ fake 2020 vision, even with vaccination presently being rolled out in many developed countries, life in 2021 is unlikely to return to its pre-pandemic days.
2020 Vision by MathPlus January 5, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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