april 18

*Sees guy at the bar wearing an April 18th shirt*
"Hey!"
*both men salute the greatest of holidays*

by MadKingMaric March 17, 2016

April 18

Push your friend into her crush

Her:omg he coming I’m glad it april 18
Friend:Pushes her into him/her

by Stann.szaa March 26, 2022

National Anal Sex Day. Created in 1902 and originally called The Gentleman's Trolley.

by Raven_Sanctuary December 15, 2015

April 18 is national grab dick, ass , or boobs day

April 18 , “I grabbed ya butt ,and I grab ya dick “ 😂

by Thicc bih 🥰 April 17, 2019

Bro 1: Hey what's up
Bro 2: You already know it's April 18th
Bro 1: Oh no...
Bro 2: Get on your knees and suck my dick, bro

by liamtaliano April 12, 2019

National eat a bag of lays infront of your best friend

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *eats a bag of lays*

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Its April 18

Guy 1: What is April 18?

Guy 2: *continues eating*

by Jaxie Baxie April 17, 2022

Tyler:Ew! Your gay!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!

by Haterofhomophics March 24, 2021