1 fps 

Frame rate most people expect to while playing steam games in windoze.

Youtuber: (playing Prison Architect or other steam game at 120fps full 4K)
Commenter 1: Wtf how does he do that i can barely stand 30 fps?
Me: WTF how does he do that i always play at 1 FPS

1 fps by FranchuFranchu October 14, 2018

type 1 FPS 

See also Type 2 FPS.

Type 1 Fat Person Syndrome (FPS)

A person that insists he or she perpetually exercises and eats diet food, but is obviously cheating. Thinks and acts like a skinny person and judges others, but is overweight.

Cindy: "I couldn't possibly have a slice of Gerald's birthday cake. I just don't get hungry after I work out. Do you realise how many calories are in that? So fatty."

Amanda to another co-worker: "Don't worry about Cindy. She has Type 1 FPS".

type 1 FPS by Viva St Claire September 5, 2013