-adjacent
Adj. (used in sarcasm as an intentionally unrealistic quality or state) Almost, but not quite; so close, yet so far away.
I do try to be on time, but alas, I am prompt-adjacent.
I sweep and mop every day, but my floors somehow remain clean-adjacent.
I sweep and mop every day, but my floors somehow remain clean-adjacent.
-adjacent by DeFINE that, bitch January 22, 2020