Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.

First base- hand to hand contact

Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.

Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning

Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.

Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.

Mormon base system by G-unit 99 April 9, 2016

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Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino

A holiday resort on the moon.

Person 1: have you ever been to Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino?

Person 2: yeah they have a pretty good taqueria there, definitely four stars out of five

Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino by MarkSpeaking February 11, 2022

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infinity base

A base so high it has never been achieved, because it doesn't exist. All that is known is that you need Chuck Norris, a fork, a blender, a llama, 50000000000000 other people, and a nuclear bomb.

Bob: "Dude, i got to infinity base last night!"
Joe: "So that's why we're all dead."

infinity base by Last Nights Party November 22, 2009

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