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Teegan (boy name one) 

The out hottest and nicest person ever will be the perfect best friend and perfect partner to be with for the rest of your life.he is really shy sometimes but when you get to know him he is so nice and kind full
Teegan (boy name one) is so hot๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Teegan (boy name one) by Yeeterbeam November 29, 2019
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one crunchy boy 

One crunchy boy is a meme, and the โ€One crunchy boyโ€ is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
WHO WOULD WIN? PLEB WITH 10+ EXPERIENCE AND ยฃ60,000 IN DEBT VS ONE CRUNCHY BOY
one crunchy boy by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018

one fat boy

That boy WAS ONE fat boy.
one fat boy by justWonderXD May 20, 2021

man and boy, every last one of them 

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people
chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

One Less Lonely Boy 

On September 5th, 2010 at his concert in Maryland, Justin Bieber got pranked by his crew. For his song "One Less Lonely Girl", he usually has a female fan from the crowd brought up on stage, and he sings to her and gives her flowers. Well, on September 5th, a old, fat man wearing a crown was brought on stage. Justin was creeped out and wouldn't even give him the flowers, so he gave them to a girl in the audience. He jokingly knocked the crown off the man's head also, when he finally realized the crew had pranked him. At the end of the song, the man picked Justin up. So what usually is known as the One Less Lonely Girl, turned into the One Less Lonely Boy that night!
Justin Bieber: *backing away from creepy old man on stage* "there's gonna be one less lonely boy...?"
One Less Lonely Boy by shawtrightder September 6, 2010

One Time For Your Boy 

When your boy really needs you to help them or wants you to perform a task, saying, "I just need you to do this one time for your boy." The only valid responses are, "ONE TIME," "JUST FUCKING ONCE," or, in an affirming tone, "one time, ONE FUCKING TIME FOR YOUR BOY."

Valid requests include: when you want your boy to hard force viper + infestor, roll a fatty spliff, or take the dog out so you can do one of the first two.
You: can you roll me a spliff real quick, one time for your boy??? And for fucking ONCE can you PLEASE infestor viper all-in???

Me: Yea bro, I gotchu. ONE FUCKING TIME BRO.

opening up a boy with the cold ones 

when the vamps bite into a lad and suck him like a capri-sun pouch. commonly used as slang in the frat/soror vamp communities. often accompanied by a circle of vamps chanting in a frat bro way, not a cult way. like a harem but for tasty tasty blood-all the immortal mosquitos les gusta ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.
โ€œDid you see Edward drinking him dry over there in the circle of people chanting, โ€œchug, chug!โ€ ?โ€

โ€œHe must be opening up a boy with the cold onesโ€.