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“The Kettle” Shit 

“The Kettle” shit refers to when one eats a meal at Manhattan Beach, LA restaurant, The Kettle, and has to take an earth shattering shit after.
Bro I just had the Kettle, boutta take “The Kettle” Shit.

Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you really don't like, a modification of Salt Kettle
"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"
Shit Kettle by imdx80 October 30, 2006

Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you don't really like, a modification of Salt Kettle
"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"
Shit Kettle by imdx80 November 7, 2008

Kettle down a shit 

When a shit is so large it has to be dissolved with boiling water, through the use of a kettle, in order for it to be safely flushed, and not cause long term damage.
Jamie Self: OMG I just had to poke a shit down with a stick!!

David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??

Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.

David Walker: ROFLCOPTER YOU N00B.

kettle shitter 

an aquired art which one must learn, when you squat over a kettle and excrete as much as you can in the ketle. then once you have done this you then boil it so that the shit then evaporates in to the walls of the room that you did it in.
ah man last night i totally saw the kettle shitter in our laundry room.....