When a shit is so large it has to be dissolved with boiling water, through the use of a kettle, in order for it to be safely flushed, and not cause long term damage.
Jamie Self: OMG I just had to poke a shit down with a stick!!
David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??
Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.
an aquired art which one must learn, when you squat over a kettle and excrete as much as you can in the ketle. then once you have done this you then boil it so that the shit then evaporates in to the walls of the room that you did it in.