Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation

An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.

Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation by Alicat III November 6, 2009

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elucidate

make clear, explain

Despite his best efforts to elucidate the math problem to his friend, his friend still did not understand it.

elucidate by 1210k April 8, 2015

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elucidate

elaborate...

originated from the demented mind of an ithaca graduate from rhode island.

Juan: You remember that night with Maria when she did those things...
Enrique: Nah, could you elucidate?
Juan: tato.

elucidate by Chulo August 16, 2004

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elucidated.org

one of the best websites ever owned by one of the hottest boys, ever.

hey look its elucidated.org! that site rocks! kthnx!

elucidated.org by anonomous January 26, 2004

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Jizzification Elucidation

When a group of people tell u (normally uncomfortably) about there strange masturbation games.

“Jackson and Jeff were talking about that triscuit game for so long, no thank you for the jizzification elucidation.

Jizzification Elucidation by thisisnterinplease October 24, 2022

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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