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Øystein is a Norwegian name, historically connected with the creators of the country. Today the name is mostly shared by rocket scientists, post doctors and exceptionally bright people, and most people look up to a 'Øystein' with envy. Most of those carrying the name today are true legends in their field.
- Oh, your name is Øystein? So you are a rocket scientist, then?
- He is such a Øystein (he is such a legend)
- The Øysteins of our country (the founding fathers of our country)
Øystein by JamesBond47 February 28, 2011
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A common Norwegian name. Come from the old norse word Eystein - meaning lucky stone
Hei, jeg heter Øystein.
Hello, my name is Øystein.
Øystein by Øystein November 8, 2004
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Øystein is a Norwegian name. Every Øystein has a large penis, are good in bed, look great and super smart. Everybody looks up to Øystein because they are always rich and well dressed.
I want to be a Øystein when I grow up: I want to be rich when I grow up.
He is a Øystein: he is a legend.
Have you stolen Øystein brain?: You are super smart.
Øystein by Øystein Dale October 15, 2019
Oeyh-steen
Norwegian slang for someone whose actions and preferances go against all logical explanation and common sense. It may also apply to people who sport hypocritical actions.
1: "Kanwulf is seriously the truest man ever!" "Shut up, Øystein!"

2: "I thought you hated corporate record-stores?" "Oh, but they're so cheap!" "You Øystein!"
Øystein by Eirik Alfson October 10, 2007
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Have you seen the Øystein on Øybuen?
Øystein by Øybuen April 28, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026