Øregård

A Danish high school where the rich youth of Denmark study.
The high school is located north of Copenhagen.
The favourite beverage of the school is 'pagne' (champagne shortened) and has to be Dom Perignon, Cristal, or another expensive brand.
A guy who doesn't wear a Ralph Lauren shirt to an Øregård party is an outsider.

Known for snobs, cocaine, high grades, and insane amount of iPhones and Macs.

Famous people who studied at Øregård: Prince Frederik, Prince Joachim, Mærsk Mc-Kinney Møller.

Golddigger girl: Wow look at that car!
Friendzoned boy: Yeah it's William D's Bentley Continental which his father gave to him after he totalled his Range Rover Sport.
(Same but now horny) golddigger girl: Damn. Where can I find him?
Friendzoned boy: He studies at Øregård.

At this point the girl is soaking wet.

Øregård by Student@Oregard March 29, 2016

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Øregård

A Danish high school where the rich youth of Denmark study.
The high school is located north of Copenhagen.
The favourite beverage of the school is 'pagne' (champagne shortened) and has to be Dom Perignon, Cristal, or another expensive brand.
A guy who doesn't wear a Ralph Lauren shirt to an Øregård party is an outsider.

Known for snobs, cocaine, high grades, and insane amount of iPhones and Macs.

Famous people who studied at Øregård: Prince Frederik, Prince Joachim, Mærsk Mc-Kinney Møller.

Golddigger girl: Wow look at that car!
Friendzoned boy: Yeah it's William D's Bentley Continental which his father gave to him after he totalled his Range Rover Sport.
(Same but now horny) golddigger girl: Damn. Where can I find him?
Friendzoned boy: He studies at Øregård.

At this point the girl is soaking wet.

Øregård by Student@Oregard March 29, 2016

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Øregård

A Danish high school where the rich youth of Denmark study.
The high school is located north of Copenhagen.
The favourite beverage of the school is 'pagne' (champagne shortened) and has to be Dom Perignon, Cristal, or another expensive brand.
A guy who doesn't wear a Ralph Lauren shirt to an Øregård party is an outsider.

Known for snobs, cocaine, high grades, and insane amount of iPhones and Macs.

Famous people who studied at Øregård: Prince Frederik, Prince Joachim, Mærsk Mc-Kinney Møller.

Golddigger girl: Wow look at that car!
Friendzoned boy: Yeah it's William D's Bentley Continental which his father gave to him after he totalled his Range Rover Sport.
(Same but now horny) golddigger girl: Damn. Where can I find him?
Friendzoned boy: He studies at Øregård.

At this point the girl is soaking wet.

Øregård by Student@Oregard March 29, 2016

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Øregård

A Danish high school where the rich youth of Denmark study.
The high school is located north of Copenhagen.
The favourite beverage of the school is 'pagne' (champagne shortened) and has to be Dom Perignon, Cristal, or another expensive brand.
A guy who doesn't wear a Ralph Lauren shirt to an Øregård party is an outsider.

Known for snobs, cocaine, high grades, and insane amount of iPhones and Macs.

Famous people who studied at Øregård: Prince Frederik, Prince Joachim, Mærsk Mc-Kinney Møller.

Golddigger girl: Wow look at that car!
Friendzoned boy: Yeah it's William D's Bentley Continental which his father gave to him after he totalled his Range Rover Sport.
(Same but now horny) golddigger girl: Damn. Where can I find him?
Friendzoned boy: He studies at Øregård.

At this point the girl is soaking wet.

Øregård by Student@Oregard March 29, 2016

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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