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/palmface 

Using internet dialect to portray one's dissatisfaction with a particular response or communicated message. Refers to slapping one's forehead in almost disbelief.
Me: so in conclusion i state that the second law of thermodynamics is clearly non-applicable in this instance. What do you think?

Friend 1: liek, what? were you talking?

Me: /palmface
/palmface by Max Henley January 8, 2009
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Palmface 

A palmface is the greatest possible response to a facepalm, involving slapping/placing your palm upon the said person's face. (Hence the palm-face.) This action has a 100% success rate of pure lulz.
Man 1: How do you get the spider mines for the vultures?
Man 2: -facepalm-
Man 1: -palmface- 8D
Palmface by Saan November 28, 2009
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palmface 

Palmface-verb The act of bringing your hand to your face, usually used in IM conversations using asterix. Is 100% better than facepalm. Which looks retarded.
Omg today I dyloned on accident! *palmface*
palmface by Rensauce October 7, 2009

paleface 

A common term used by native Americans to classify white people.
That paleface just gave me this nice blanket.
paleface by Kelsey Courtney December 18, 2005

Paleface 

A term used by writers of "Cowboy and Indian" movies generally spoken to define a white person. However, it is not known if this word was used by Native Americans in real-life.
Native American: How, paleface!
White guy: Will you trade your furs for my shiny guns?
Paleface by whoabaybay August 3, 2007

paleface 

Look at that fuckin' paleface. Let's go kill some whiteys.
paleface by PoopyPoo July 29, 2005

Paleface 

A Finnish rapper whos style is somewhat hip-hop punctuated. Alongside many other great finnish musicians Paleface without a doubt makes his way up to "the elite".
The most famous chorus:

"You can ask a man what
he's accused of or convincted of
but never what he done
Just when you think that you've
been able to turn your life around
before you know it
you're back to square one"

("Back to Square One", from album "Pale Ontologist")
Paleface by Esko Pasko February 7, 2004
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