A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.
"20 bucks if you kissSteve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted placeāWales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alpsāwhere the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.