#applecrisp

a wifey with a royal healthy phat ass

i just want dat pussy to heal me #wifey #applecrisp #straightptsfuqn

by BumStatusYo December 19, 2018

applecrisp

when your macbook gets to hot on your lap and it starts to burn.

Holy shit my junk just turned into applecrisp

by thewoodster May 12, 2010

applecrisping

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.

Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.

by BurdyDird November 7, 2009

applecrisp

a wifey with a royal healthy phat ass

damn i'd like to take a bite out dat applecrisp

by BumStatusYo December 19, 2018