no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 8, 2025

limp one

A trade marked move by a man named Walker J. Blair; holding up a staggered pointer finger and close your other fingers to create a “limp one”

The football team all held up a limp one to show they were about to get lit

by Me NeEds DiCk PiCs PlS SEnD October 11, 2018

one arm willie

Checking both earrings with one hand

Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!

by Frannie&edgar March 16, 2014

balls, big ones

a phrase Tommyinnit used describe what he wanted one time

"what item do you want in minecraft Tommy?"
"balls, big ones"

by anundesireduser June 20, 2022

One Direction

The best boy bad ever. PERIOD! It consists of Harry Styles (my "boyfriend"), Niall Horan (the guy who took a chonce), Liam Payne (adorable and underrated), Zayn Malik (the one who left and im perfectly ok with it because it was because of his mental health and their horrible management but that a conversation for another time), and Louis Tomlinson (the one who is GENUINELY not dating Harry). They said they would be back after their "18 months" hiatus. THEYRE NOT DONE THEY ARE ON A HIATUS!!! Louis said it in their last song, History "this is not the end" and I live by that.

"Omg your STILL obsessed with one direction!?!?"
"Yes, yes I am. So don't bother me while I jam out to You and I and crying about zayns high note"

by I'm delusional October 18, 2020

One Main Wonder

Those who had been or are in the competitive side of gaming will mostly relate, a One Main Wonder is, in simpler terms: an individual who can only win if said individual is using her/his main, they can be easily spotted by their lack of ability or lack of interest in learning to use different characters, or has been playing that character for too long and is stuck in a zone of comfort, this however brings a much extense debate whenever it is ok or not to be a O.M.W. but it all comes down to what kind of game they play, for Fighting games, One Main Wonders are not much of a problem, all it takes is the right character to counter his/her character, on online competitive however (LOL, OW, FORTNITE, SSBU and so on...) can be a problem, you play to support your team and carry out your role effectively in order to acchieve victory, if a One Main Wonder can only use a character that does not fit the role your team needs, you will have a hard time battling the enemy.

Guy 1: Man, I got beaten by that dude over there at SSFV, his Chun Li is strong.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, he is such a One Main Wonder.

Ex 2

Guy 1: Dude, we need a healer! please switch from Hanzo!
Guy 2: Naw man, we can win, I have 50 kills.

Guy 1: Y' U such a OneMainWonder?

by AssortedCookies February 29, 2024