To sneak away during a party or get together and bang your big titty wife while everyone wonders where you are.
Yo man, I had the best sneak away sex with my wife. She has a sick ass and I love that beaver. It sucks I have to beg for it.
I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.
I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.
by Jomo June 19, 2021
Get the Sneak away sex mug.A sex position that can be used by two or more people. One person (usually a man) lays on his back with a dick or strapon in his asshole. Another person stands above the person laying on the floor, and either farts, queefs, or shits on the place where the action is taking place. This technique came from Bulgaria, hence the name 'bulgarian fart sex.'
All in all a fairly fun way to enjoy oneself, my friends and I like to do it in the bathroom at lunchtime.
All in all a fairly fun way to enjoy oneself, my friends and I like to do it in the bathroom at lunchtime.
Deshawntavious IV: Hey man, wanna have bulgarian fart sex?
Cornelius: Bet, lemme go ask Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong
Cornelius: Hey, wanna have bulgarian fart sex with me and Deshawntavious IV in the bathroom?
Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong: Bet
Cornelius: Bet, lemme go ask Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong
Cornelius: Hey, wanna have bulgarian fart sex with me and Deshawntavious IV in the bathroom?
Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong: Bet
by big boy eats October 30, 2022
Get the bulgarian fart sex mug.Lifestyle Revenge Sex occurs when a person's significant other in the lifestyle cheats on them. The two people who were cheated on then arrange to do the same without the knowledge of the two cheaters. Only after completing the act do they tell the other two. Alternatively the two, who were wronged, make the other two watch and are not allowed any other interaction during the act or afterwards.
Joe: It was only a birthday gift.
Karla: It was my birthday...
Yasmeen + Pablo: Happy belated Lifestyle Revenge Sex birthday!
Karla: It was my birthday...
Yasmeen + Pablo: Happy belated Lifestyle Revenge Sex birthday!
by RabitInDaHoe April 13, 2021
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Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019
Get the Sarges Sex Tape mug.This is a controversial day when if you look like actual sex on legs you have the right to be able to do anything you want without taking blame nor punishment. This important day occurs on the 28th of February
Beth: *Eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: What is wrong with you dude
Me: It’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants.
Taya: What is wrong with you dude
Me: It’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants.
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020
Get the Sex on Legs Day mug.When your partner is short-tempered or irritable either immediately after or the next day after sex. Also referred to as "ASG"
by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022
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