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That ONE Ugly Friend

They ugly guy in the group who thinks he gets bare girls when he doesn't really. Then brags about it 24/7 about being called 'bae' and their whole conversation. Its one of those guys who just pisses you off and you just want to say it straight to their face but don't want to hurt any of their ugly feeling. :
Ugly: Yo, mans chatting bare gyal nowadays, mans gonna be on it and that! She called me 'bae'.

Friend: *thinking in his head* Mate, stfu about getting bare girls. You act like girls have never said BAE to you and you get all happy. Like, chill. Doesn't mean your together. Your ugly anyway, they probably going through you to get to your good looking friends so chill. Its always that one ugly friend
by Whargwarm September 6, 2016
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One hander

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.
I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.
by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021
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one substraction

other name for one addition (or one direction if you prefer)
Lewis Toplinson. hanged the name to one addition and then changed it again to one substraction after getting wrong informations from an interviewer…
Interviewer: … One addition
Lewis Toplinson: GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION

ONE SUBSTRACTION
Have you heard that One Direction is on hiatus (fuck 18 months)?
Do you mean One substraction? If so yes i heard about “18 months”
by readmakemebegonwattpad February 11, 2022
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One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.
I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.
by Sukon medick May 8, 2025
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no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide
by subway572572 September 28, 2023
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One direction

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots
by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020
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one tough son of a bitch

throws thumbs of after getting hit in a fight
austin seamen was one tough son of a bitch at that fight today!”
by kmalokks March 23, 2022
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