National grab dick day

August 13th when you are required to grab somebody’s dick taken or not

“Grab his dick girl it’s national grab dick day”

by WeInDisBish August 12, 2019

national redhead boyfriend day

a day for all the ginger bfs out there because i love my ginger ! 😁😁

happy national redhead boyfriend day jud i love you!!

by volleyballiscool214 August 1, 2022

National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022

National Diop Day

A Day to celebrate Muhamad Do Diop and his greatness as a Diop 08/26

This is very Diop of you

what a Diop day

Muhamad Diop if he was a bop he wouldn’t be stopped eamon called the cops while being on top

NATIONAL DIOP DAY!!!!!!!!!

by Dioper August 25, 2024

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

probe nation

When a nation sticks something in another's butthole, specifically a stick or twig.

Kazakhstan probe nationed Belgium

by McSucc December 6, 2017