pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls

"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck

by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009

Pulling a D@cen

The act of m@sterb@ting and then going to sleep.

“ i just masterbated and then went to sleep that’s called pulling a d@cen”

by Meg@cock October 28, 2022

Pull a Suge

When all else fails, and the enemy of state is on the horizon-a beam of light shimmers against their weapon of choice-you “accidentally” commit vehicular manslaughter; except in this scenario you’re doing the world a favor.

Enemy of state: what a shitty ride, he must’ve bought it off EBay

Anyone in their right mind: I’mma Pull a Suge and bounce!

by Funny-Face October 24, 2023

Pulling a Shabibi

an act of devoting yourself to an underaged girl and attempting to cuff or have sexual relations with said underaged girl

Henry - look at this cute girl!
Tuan - bros shes 17..
Henry - k time to commit a Shabibi
Tuan - oh lord hes pulling a Shabibi

by shabibineedstobeputdown November 16, 2022

Pull an Ale

Not paying someone by avoiding them or making up excuses.

Don't you dare to pull an ale on me!

by Dinowar October 24, 2018

Pulling a T swift

When you talk about people behind their back;make songs about everyone you've ever dated and broke up with; if you are a scaley, cold blooded, slithery snake

Man I told Jessie about how I was cheating on jake and turned out she was pulling a T Swift on me!

by CRAZYPEOPLE123456789 August 27, 2017

Pulling a Let's Game It Out

Very extreme disarray, disorder, and chaos made by a player in a video game that, if done in reality, would be either wildly impractical or an active safety hazard, only capable by Let's Game It Out and any others bold enough to rival him.

1) "This is too orderly, I'm gonna pull a Let's Game It Out."

2) "You know there's an easier way to transport materials, right?" "Yeah, I'm pulling a Let's Game It Out right now."

by TheDarkBoy8910 June 15, 2024