The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
by superdada May 8, 2018
Get the butt autismmug. by AnonymousEx20 March 21, 2023
Get the jerky buttmug. 
Applies to both male and female
Slang term for any person who uses butter or some other cooking fat to give anal sex, to someone else regardless if it's forced or not.
Slang term for any person who uses butter or some other cooking fat to give anal sex, to someone else regardless if it's forced or not.
2 People Gossiping
Fred: Hey Kevin, Sven recieved Anal Sex from Gwendle.
Kevin: Well then, I guess we'll just be calling Sven Crisco butt from now on.
Fred: Hey Kevin, Sven recieved Anal Sex from Gwendle.
Kevin: Well then, I guess we'll just be calling Sven Crisco butt from now on.
by tx3000 May 4, 2010
Get the Crisco Buttmug. by Johnnytittybutt December 30, 2019
Get the Titty buttmug. Noun: used to describe a small amount of fecal matter that is stuck or trapped on the outside of the rectum. (Also known as a dingleberry)
I was in such a hurry to poop this morning, I think I missed some and now I am stuck with a butt-booger that needs a good picking.
by Surplus of Fart August 28, 2023
Get the Butt-boogermug.