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One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.
Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.
by DevientGenie May 27, 2016
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One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.
idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator
by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009
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no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful
Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019
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This one

Hey, I like niggers AND I like white people, right? I mean, race just isn't that big of a deal to me.
Hym "Yeah, totally. It's just that specific one, right? It's just this one. Totally."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
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One handed taco

When you use one hand to jerk off with a tortilla
Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco
by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025
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One-Towel Chinois

A tight-arse strainer that's Chinese, and difficult to understand. I.E. Kirk Barry
Kirk Barry is such a One-Towel Chinois
by Websters Dictionary Current April 29, 2011
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give one the abdabs

Give one the abdabs:
He kept giving me the abdabs so I slapped him.
by wizzbrit April 18, 2009
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