When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other
Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
by Kozeone June 1, 2019

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.
by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017

by Thicker that 🤭 May 30, 2022

by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024

John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?
Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all
John: Sucks, broski.
Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all
John: Sucks, broski.
by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 10, 2010

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.
by Batch One Off October 15, 2021

by EpicTalal January 13, 2017
