you can't hold water

Means you can't keep any secrets period

OMG I told Alyssa to keep the engagement a secret but she blew the surprise. I told her "you can't hold water damn"

by Ladycola September 3, 2016

how-do-you-do

(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.

Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!

by Dr. Reid February 27, 2008

i'd catch a grenade for you

a very gay way of saying i love you. from bruno mars' song, Grenad

sally, i'd catch a grenade for you

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs April 8, 2011

I tell you what

By the use of this phrase to open or close a statement, the user acquires or asserts a pleasant, folksy authority. Sometimes paired with "boy" for added authority and folksiness (see example).

Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.

"Boy, that was a heck of a down field block by Michael Vick, I tell you what."

"I tell you what, the Seattle Seahawks came here to play tonight."

by TebowTime23 February 5, 2012

you, me, aurest, and the boys

originally coined by African- American philanthropist Vincent Myers, it refers to the grouping of the collective powers amongst 2 adolescent males that choose to associate themselves with albanian national congress representative aurest teme.

Man: I was going to watch the election of you, me, aurest, and the boys

Woman: Isnt this their second time running for congress?

Man: Yeah, they might win.

by M. O. Lester January 3, 2010

Flick before you pick

flick before you pick is an action you should always perform when picking out a lighter at the local gas station, deli, and/or bodega.

always Flick before you pick so you get a good Bic :)

by SOULoutrageous December 1, 2009

i will kick you in the eyebrow

a sentence used when you want to threaten someone but also want to get a few laughs out of the surrounding people.

Sean: *says annoying shit*

Mark: "I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't shut up!!"

Surrounding People: *laughing*

by John Jacob Jinglehiemer Shmidt January 2, 2011