Butt on Moon

This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.

This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".

"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"

by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025

Dookie butt

hundred racks

I lost a dookie butt on dice last night

by yourabsolute August 25, 2025

Bayou Butt Buddy

When you go to Taco Bell (or other diarrhea causing fast food) with a buddy on a hot day. Eat way too much and wait for you and your friend to get the sweaty, poop filled, "Bayou Butt". Then you go to town to clean each other with your tongue. You are now Bayou Butt Buddies.

Hey bro you hungry enough to go to Taco Bell and become my Bayou Butt Buddy after we're done at this orgry?

by UrbanSnifferShmello August 27, 2025

Butt Fuck Games

Vulgar alternative to Shenanigans used in the armed forces, usually highlighting irresponsible, dishonest, and stupid behavior with the promise of penance.

Oh so you guys wanna play butt fuck games? that's okay, we'll fix it, i can play too...

by Pvt Parts August 28, 2025

Butt Puppy

Someone who likes to have anal sex on all 4's

Aren't you a Butt Puppy?

by skibidigiggity August 29, 2025

butt-hurt-by-proxy

A viewpoint by a liberal voicing her concern on behalf of a supposed marginalized or demonized minority group.

The young, white, liberal woman was butt-hurt-by-proxy and screamed in outrage over the presumed racism when the cops arrested the felonious black man.

by Wasted Ute September 1, 2025

Butt-crack

An extremely tight space in peak where climbers can rest in.

Oh, Tal found a butt-crack, she's regaining stamina.

by pillowfluph September 1, 2025