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Pulling a machine

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat
Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE
by MrBoar July 26, 2023
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Pulling a Parrish

When someone panders to a community to gain support or profit, then completely craps on that same community once they’ve gotten what they wanted.
Peyton Parrish: “I love Vikings and Pagans

*a few years later*

Peyton Parrish: “THEY EAT BABIES AND KILL EVERYONE, I ALWAYS HATED THEM!!!”

Everyone: Ah, the classic “Pulling a Parrish”
by Axoltism October 24, 2025
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pull a Hampton

When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.
Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!
by Tyi989 October 1, 2010
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Pulling an El Macho

The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano
Frank: What happened to Todd again?
Antonio: He died pulling an el macho.
by Gopher7923 August 8, 2024
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Pulling a mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Pull a Lucy

Hitting vape during intimate encounters
“Don’t stop, what are you doing” “I’m going to pull a Lucy” *hits vape then returns*
by Sexmonkey999999999 August 2, 2023
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Pull a Scott Adam's

Claiming one's importance while captaining a yacht of wrong into the sea of stupidity.

One can pull a Scott Adam's by being so perversely incorrect that words fail.
"Braxton Paxton, your father is going to be livid when he gets home. We do not Pull a Scott Adam's and take things that aren't ours. Go to your room!"
by Why God, Why February 19, 2024
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