Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

by Curse of Three June 3, 2025

jerk off station

Computer

Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house

by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023

off-ramp

Someone who is trying to maintain a relationship they don't want. Their zodiac sign looks like the off-ramp icon on a map

They keep asking when we're gonna break up but they won't break things off, I think they're just an off-ramp

by platrelefs December 11, 2024

Eat their face off

The act of making out with someone passionately. Often used to describe the act to another party

God, they were so hot, I wanna eat their face off.

by I can’t draw circles :( July 11, 2025

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

off your ends

You're a bit crazy.

"Did you just punch that person's tit?"

"yep"

"you're off your ends, bruv"

by TdawgMillionaire July 2, 2018

SPED-off

A competition wherein participants attempt to act the most neurodivergent using sounds, gestures, and actions (i.e. T-rex arms and moan-screams)

Armstrong always won SPED-offs using his natural voice and demeaner, as well as throwing nearby objects.

by "Prolly not" October 9, 2025