Cluelessly hot

When somebody is so hot and you can't even nessasarly know why but they just are.

" omg he's so cluelessly hot !"

by Queen slay June 11, 2015

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

Hot-tard

A hot guy or girl who is a real dumbass!

He is such a hot-tard!

by Boogiesbaby June 20, 2015

hot kicks

Very nice sneakers or footwear

No wonder he got robbed, those Louie Viton low tops are hot kicks!

by West Philly Urbanologist July 25, 2015

Special Forces hot

Hot enough for a guy in Special Forces to want to take home, and then tell his friends about you.

Do I look hot?
Hell ya you look hot.
But do I look special forces hot?
Girl!! You total look hot enough to get used, abused, and thrown out like last weeks trash!
Yes!!!

by Marcus314 July 27, 2015

Balls Hot

When it's so hot outside, that any removal of your pants results in releasing the pungent smell of your own balls

Guy 1: "I work in a non-AC shop in south Texas. It's usually 100 degree weather"
Guy 2: "That's Balls Hot, man! How does your girl stand the smell down there after you get home from work?"

by Malicious Mario August 4, 2015

the hot dog has left the bun

When a guy is so feminine that it seems as if his dick has jumped away from his balls and out of his pants.

Dan: OMG, DUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE! His hot dog has totally left the bun!
Bill: ALERT ALERT *THE HOT DOG HAS LEFT THE BUN!* ALERT! ALERT!

by fjhdhrjjhf August 11, 2015