largest meat slinger you'll ever meet. Definitely loves to suck cock and often skips class. He is sexually attracted to the GTA loading screen and can not go more than 5 minutes without ripping his nicky.
by jizz king 1234 March 01, 2022
The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
by Codfisssh November 11, 2019
You did a Jonny white last night
by Sunnyko2 November 08, 2016
A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 01, 2021
This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019
That girl has some white pines!
by ArtTherapyRules November 23, 2013
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