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butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
mugGet the butt buffer-zonemug.

butt

your booty cheacks
. my butt hole burns from my red poop

ikr
by TAY TAY AND CART CART February 18, 2022
mugGet the buttmug.

Butt nugget

A butt with a nugget
Hey man have u seen my butt nugget?
by Grapeapplesauce September 7, 2020
mugGet the Butt nuggetmug.

Butt

A beautiful part of your body; it mostly produces farts, or poop at the most. Also is companyed by your butt crack and butt cheeks. (Aka, 2 Krabby Patty buns. SpongeBob is happy to hear this.)
"Wow! I fell today, and now my BUTT hurts! What will I do?"
"My BUTT has never felt this good after a fart."
"I just took a big Number 2, and now my BUTT feels better."
by Danny's Definitions! June 11, 2018
mugGet the Buttmug.

Tuckey butt

A male that tucks his penis between his butt cheaks for cross dressing purposes.
Look, here comes ol tuckey butt!
by Hooch 13 March 18, 2021
mugGet the Tuckey buttmug.

Nig Butt

this fraise is used to make fun of someone based on how they smell, or just to use to spice up your vocabulary roast or bars.
1: man it stinks, (sniffs) bro is that you? man get yo nig butt out of here.

2: man I new it was yo nig butt when I herd that song play'n
by the one who lurks March 2, 2021
mugGet the Nig Buttmug.

Ass-Butt-Fuck

NB
Not even I know how it works. Ass-Butt-Fuck
by Hdmikle February 1, 2025
mugGet the Ass-Butt-Fuckmug.

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