Butt Parsley

The tiny remnants of toilet paper, hair, and other matter left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Bro I just took a shit and left so much butt parsley on the seat

by MeatMop June 20, 2025

Butt Frodo

When the males cock ring becomes lodged in the females anus during anal sex.

Oh man, I gave my girl a butt frodo last night, and the ring still hasn't come out!

by gremlindouch April 23, 2024

Smokin butts behind Tedeschi's

Those who smoke cigarettes behind the New England restaurant Tedeschi's. They are often unmotivated in life so they choose to smoke butts behind Tedeschi's.

I don't want to be the guy who's smokin butts behind Tedeschi's for the rest of my life.

by mysticpep July 13, 2021

butt trunk

The hypothetical "tail" created when an anus goes into extreme prolapse.

Pulling unlubricated anal beads out of someone's rectum too quickly is a good way to give someone a long bloody butt trunk.

by HornedOctolope March 17, 2016

Booze butt

A synonym for when you are hungover and you have the shits.

Dude1:”bro I drank a whole bag of wine last night and I’m dropping saucy deuces every hour”

Dude2: “damn dude, sounds like you gotta bad case of booze butt.”

by Johnny-savage93 March 13, 2019

butt weege

gay man's penis or anything else that has been rectally inserted and is no longer of any use to anyone ever. Pronounced as butt weeds, but with a g replacing the d

gay dude #1 Ehem, your penis smells so much like a but weege
gay dude #2 So?

Dude, you're such a butt weege.

guy#1 Marge stuck a candle up my ass last night.
guy #2 Bitch is such a butt weege

by kingmarki123 November 8, 2012

butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!

come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!

by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012