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Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.
Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?
by Batch One Off October 15, 2021
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Big one

Big one a word used to describe a large penis
Your a big one.
by The master baiter September 16, 2019
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Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots is a band with potential, composed of a coward, Tyler Joseph, and a wonder of the world, Josh Dun. Their lyrics are deep, for example:
-I'm a bendy-toe

-Help me bowl of rice

-Josh Dun !
-I put my socks on my feet

-Tyler Joseph, Twenty One Pilots
by Chepillon April 12, 2019
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I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022
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lumberman's one eighty

Lumberman's one eighty is when you are so sick that you are basically vomiting and going poop simultaneously. It could stem from being sick. Or it could come from imbibing too much especially if you had some bad food.
I felt bad for the kid, he was so sick he was doing the lumberman's one eighty.

He drank so much and ate those nasty tacos he got the lumberman's one eighty.
by Metro Melik February 6, 2025
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One Night Kneel

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.
John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.
by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 10, 2010
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Charlotte A. (not allington its a different one)

Bolshevik prick whos madly in love with Gabe (not goodchild a different one)
Very ginger and sorta a fucking pain
No sense of humour and very fecken stressy
Wont stop giving me the fuck me eyes
Sorta selfish and mean and lacks self awareness and agressivly introverted and violent
Charlotte A. (not allington its a different one): I will break your other collarbone
Gabe (not goodchild a different one): Wtfc
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