national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner

its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!

by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024

Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.

That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.

by Patty Winters March 17, 2024

mining off-camera

When somebody cheats and claims he/she did it legitimately, mostly used in Minecraft

How'd you get all these diamonds? Looks like you've been mining off-camera.

by 7neEnd November 29, 2024

How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012

Gobbing Off

An unsubtle misusage of the English language to mask an innuendo, by cock whores pretending to be confrontational and loud, ashamed to admit their love for a mouthful of cock.

The act of giving fellatio to a group of men in the same room.

Often undertaken by cock whores and cum sluts at the rugby club on matchday, on a team of sweaty sportsmen

Debbie's accosted the team again, gobbing off as usual. Someone will be getting a right mouthful.

Debbie!! Debbie's about to take a right mouthful!!

Watch how she doesn't spill a drop!

by Rural Lexicographer October 25, 2025

Dozed off

To fall asleep unexpectedly.

The Young and the Restless was so boring today that I dozed off while it was on.

by Maddogg radio December 4, 2023

filed-off serial gun

Gun with a filed off serial number

"Hello sir, in shady alleyway, I'd like to purchase a filed-off serial gun!"

by Mr.DommyCiani January 7, 2024