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Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.
Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.
by flybotworld March 7, 2025
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Nerd Butt

A man or woman's butt that has become so flat from multiple hours of sitting at a computer, it assumes the shape of a pancake.
"Damn son look at that nerd butt, what do they do to get that?"
"They work in IT"
by TheKrispyDog May 10, 2021
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your booty cheacks
. my butt hole burns from my red poop

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by TAY TAY AND CART CART February 18, 2022
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Bazooka Butt

A Female that has a big delicious ass.
Ooh wee! that female got a bazooka butt!
by Loc536 January 11, 2021
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butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
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butt ruffles

The extra skin protruding or sticking out of one's asshole. It is usually wrinkly, but not to be confused with an individual suffering from herpes attack. First heard by Dana Dearmond of Girl Train 2
Dana: Mmmm girl, let me lick that butt ruffles sticking out of you. Let me suck on that.

Bitch: Ahhhh
by buttruffler November 4, 2012
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